Costello: You see the thing is that these rappers today, they’ve got the funny names. The unusual names you see and if you’re going to be buying stolen Jewels from them you need to learn their names. So let’s start, first up we have 50 cent

“I didn’t even have time to pee today!” - Proud Americans

NO TAXATION WITHOUT MENSTRUATION

I'm going to start drawing my lips from my forehead to my nipples and no one can stop me.

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

That doesn't make anyone an idiot. Not everyone is trying to scrape together every last penny from something. Some people, like me, would rather just see that I'm about to run out of something, hit and a button, and two days later it's at my front door. It's mind boggling how closed minded some people here are.

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

“Somehow we have to decide when a baby gets rights,” he said, arguing that people generally believe a one-pound baby born prematurely has more rights than a larger baby that’s been aborted. “It seems like an abrupt diminution of rights.”

I wish you guys would stop propagating that sugar is bad for you.

Hey, can you or someone at ITD also do a post (if it hasn't been done already) about the sin of GOING OFF-REGISTRY?? I just feel like there need to be way more PSAs targeted at people who think it's acceptable to, I don't know, gift a couple a ceramic bunny-shaped dish rather than something off the registry.*

Hitting your child does not teach him empathy, it teaches him that violence is acceptable if you're larger or in a position of power over the other person. It's ok to be frustrated out of your mind, but as a parent you have the obligation to choose your behaviors and not let anger direct you (you're the one in…

Oh they were the worst, those year 7 b.c. kids. Always tearing through town on their donkey carts blasting that damned loud Lyre music.

Thank you. I am so tired of the constant refrain that "today's kids are the most spoiled ever." (And the constant trotting out of that dreadful New Yorker article to support it.) From Hesiod to Bronte to Roald Dahl, people have been complaining about spoiled children and how they will ruin the future of the planet…

I was just talking about discipline with our pediatrician.

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.