I would like some feedback from the internet masses.

What an ass...

Airbnb instead of a hotel. Our stays were 1/3 of the cost of a similar hotel in the exact same area on both our trips to Europe.

By nicely letting every asshole that felt we needed to blow our life savings on the thousands of little traditional touches THEY felt were mandatory that we'd gladly have them at the ceremony if they footed the bill. Shockingly (sarcasm), no one offered a single cent to preserve their beloved "traditions." Most…

HA!...Hahahahahhaahahahaha! That's sad.

But outside of the traditions of a specific religion, this whole starting a "healthier, more austere" coupled life ONLY applies to the woman in the (hetero) relationship. There is no pressure for the man to buy a suit 4 sizes too small with the goal of shedding the poundage before his nuptials so he doesn't look like…

My diet buster? Not having a diet.

I mean...isn't that what dating is for? Figuring out what is wrong with the person and deciding if you can deal with that on a long term basis? Then, if you decide you can tolerate them, you decide you're cool getting married. Why would it take marriage for you to just now realize that they have bad habits?…

"I farted."

Is it that you're more likely to get divorced or just more likely to be able to afford the option?

To be fair, just because you choose to have a $50K+ wedding doesn't mean you're going into debt over the decision. There are those that can simply just write the check and move on with their lives without thinking about it, destroying credit scores, or maxing out credit cards. It isn't an either or situation.

Gay super soldiers or super gay soldiers?

(yells from a distance) At my house on odd days of the month. But don't tell Morgendorffer!

Ha! "I love you, dear, but I also loved it when you weren't around. Adulting is a lot of work..." ;)

Because...because...oh, look over there! (jumps out window, sounds of car peeling out)

It's been a pleasure working with you.

All hail his Cumberness!

I'm not about to bogart that beautiful body. I'll have my cat, who totally passed the bar, draft the custody documents.

I'm really sorry you're having to deal with all of this. It must be really difficult. Don't feel like you have to keep being friends with him. There's no rule obligating you to maintain a relationship with him if you feel it will only bring you down or cause you additional pain.

Husband is out of state for a bachelor party. Thoroughly enjoying slobbing it up around the house, watching WAY to much tv, and gifs of my imaginary boyfriend, Cumberbatch. Life is good.