Option 6: I only wear a merkin woven from lentils on my mons, just like Marilyn Monroe once did, obviously.

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

Well, this is what happens when wages are stagnant for 3 decades and there's no such thing as family leave.

Now, would it be a floor-to-ceiling mixture cocaine and hookers? You know, kind of like Raisin Bran but the hookers are the raisins and the coke is the bran.

I mean, it's only 3 times what you guys paid for barely photoshopped images of Lena Dunham.

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Jez,

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.

Dear Editor,

such meta. very bush. yes. much hair.

"Think of my wife," he said. "Think of my kid."

BOOM.

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

Do not pass Go

Oh, come on. She's obviously full of shit.

Because without adults procreating, businesses will have no customers or employees in 100 years?

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?