Anecdotally, my parents drink wine together multiple times a week and are still happy after 30something years of marriage. Also anecdotally, wine makes me a better conversationalist. Sooo the more I drink, the more interesting I will be to my hypothetical husband!

I think part of the problem is that a lot of these studies are typically couched in the terminology of science, "suggests that," "link between," "may," etc. and the media just ignores that and blares:

I'm a man, and I'd kiss him. On the mouth. Hard. YOU HEARD.

How can he be your boyfriend when he's my husband huh? Riddle me that!

Sofa, can we share? I'll take even days of the month. That means you get extra days.

Husband is out of state for a bachelor party. Thoroughly enjoying slobbing it up around the house, watching WAY to much tv, and gifs of my imaginary boyfriend, Cumberbatch. Life is good.

Jewish lesbian penguins?

Be interesting to do DNA tests. (Completely unethical and will never happen, but interesting.)

One of my dad's friends was raised Mormon. One day her mom took her to the doctor because her period had stopped. The doctor asked about sex, and she said no, of course not. She was a virgin. The doctor and the mom left the room to talk about some of the possibilities. That is when the nurse asked "do you know what…

Yeah, all I did this year was leave The Patriarchy off my Xmas card list in hopes they'd notice the obvious snub.

WHATEVER TAKE YOUR COMMIE #CORRECTIONS OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET BALD EAGLE SUPER JESUS TO TEA PARTY YOU BACK TO EURODISNEY.

Deviled ham.

Username checks out folks. We have an expert here!

EQUINE OPPRESSION

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

Mine has more explosions.

ah, but is jaime lannister in a sweater still jaime lannister?

Well, when one considers all his power is clearly housed in his right nipple, effectiveness is relative.

SPOILER ALERT: EVERYBODY DIES

It is quite nice to see a man with tiny, useless revealing armour on for once instead of just the ladies.