SofaOverlord
SofaOverlord
SofaOverlord

You kidding? Have you seen a map? You can see their dick from space

Ok, fine, Sandwichez Guy. Here are my suggestions for how you should propose:

Needs more cowbell

They are the most special snowflakes who ever flaked.

A man shortage!

Everyone in the UK does not believe this story, we all think that he is making it up because he is a vile woman-abusing twat.

I was 8 years old, and prone to chronic migraines, the onset of which were preceded by sensitivity to light, or heightened smell. I woke up feeling tight in the head, another warning sign, but didn't think much of it. As guest arrived and nibbled on snacks I started to feel awful, I could smell the fish in the

Maybe that's why 42 is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Hey living DC Metro is expensive.

Finally! I'll be able to get the sexy lips I've always wanted!

maybe that's what she needs the $$$ for.

So i cant even eat it? The fuck?!

Kim's never looked better. She is working that back shoulder hair hard.

Waiting for the why-would-men-want-to-fuck-women-who-look-like-little-girls brigade to pop up in the greys, and then an army of approved-commenter waxing aficionados to drag them out with their overly defensive replies.

The way God intended.

If someone's desired outcome is for me to rip their throat out and dance in the red rain, they should definitely tell me to calm down.

You should have added a Trigger Warning for those of us who hear "Calm down!!" and immediately fly into rage.

By "leaping into problem-solving mode too quickly" do they actually mean "waving away actual issues with a glib mansplanation that they assume will solve everything?"