This is your life, dude. Wearing a suit, sandwiched between two frat bros and their tripods, trying to shout out one question to one of this planet’s most famous douches, knowing that he not only will not answer the question but will keep walking as if you don’t exist, asking about a meaningless sports scandal about…
Look, I like golf. I love golf. Ride around in a cart all day and only get out to swing your club 90-100 times and shoot the shit with other golfers. How hard could that be, right?
Are these the same fans who are on the 20-year wait list for season tickets?
Big boy problems.
The NCAA condemned the announcement, claiming that a union would undermine “the purpose of college: an education.”
Is this the same woman in the foreground on the left? That’s certainly one way to boost attendance!
Is there a football field here somewhere? Is it near this mall’s food court?
Your comment is neither untrue nor unreasonable. However, the nonchalance with which you imply such decisions are made is argument #2 in the anti-choice movement. They make it clear that they think women who get abortions treat the decision with about as much consideration as they do picking value meals at Wendy’s.…
Hero of the Day.
All the stars.
Two questions:
If our senators treat him with the same deference and worship as they do Benjamin Netanyahu, I’m sure they’ll do just fine.
Am I late in suggesting that we publicly refer to this team as the “Foreskins?”
So, create a problem by loading shitty pre-processed foods with gluten, then create a pill for people who believe too much gluten impact their diet. Well done, food and pharma! That’s called “synergy.”
So the governor who has slashed his state’s education funding doesn’t want kids to hear and discuss ideas? News has been broken.
People make me sad.
If you’re a bride who gets off on watching your family question your sanity,...
Um, for the guys who admire the power of Tatum’s abs but have not yet converted to play for the home team, who is this lovely creature?
Everything you need to know in two bites:
