Good parenting.

Have we seen the inevitable white-oppression response yet?

That is a fantastic highlight reel. Messy, a lot of luck, and all love.

“Have a nice day!”

I play a lot of video games, but I don’t read video game blogs, industry mags, or really anything about video games.

I wish I could have a glass of wine on my desk at work at 10:05 am.

I love Melissa McCarthy. She is one of the funniest people in the world, and I say this because her physical comedy is flawless, her wit is sharp, and her timing is impeccable.

Let’s all hope and pray that the sport of football can continue its long, difficult ascent from obscurity.

As someone who loves basketball but just doesn’t watch a whole lot of sports on tv, yesterday’s article on Harden was a real eye opener. Loved the analysis, and the selected highlights were excellent evidence.

Today in Rewordifier:

he inherited Burns duties from Christopher Collins, of Cobra Commander and Starscream fame, after the character’s first appearance

So that’s the same single-piano-key music used by Kubrick in Eyes Wide Shut, and oh look, a mask just like Eyes Wide Shut, and also the ongoing implications of naughty, non-mainstream sexuality just like in Eyes Wide Shut.

Future member of the liberal media.

Rape and shoplifting? Not a problem. “Welcome to the NFL.”

“Somehow we have to decide when a baby gets rights,” he said, arguing that people generally believe a one-pound baby born prematurely has more rights than a larger baby that’s been aborted. “It seems like an abrupt diminution of rights.”

But largely because of the cost of dispatching drug testers...

"FratPAC ... will come to Capitol Hill on April 29 to lobby for a new requirement 'that the criminal justice system resolve cases before universities look into them or hand down punishments.'"

We white men folk have lots to say about what women can and cannot do with their bodies.

Lawyers: assault? Some other crime?