Because we are illegally flocking over the border in droves.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.

Yep this is the stat line of guy who is unquestionably done:

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

The poor woman won at Journalism, which unfortunately means she loses in Fox News.

3. Megyn Kelly is leaving to finally have the Y in her first name removed and replaced with an A.

Saying he was sucker punched implies Smith didn’t throw any punches which I find hard to believe. Most likely he threw some but most of them landed 10 yards past Enemkpali or out of bounds.

Go Jets!

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

Today, his producers informed him they are starting a new segment: “500 Days of Kristin.”

Unreal timing on that pic

The Invasion of Norman D

It would be even worse if that statement was literal and not figurative.

Other things to try are:

“They’re also not a necessary ingredient for having a good time.”

...Brenda, who has absolutely no problem getting into and spreading around the business of strangers she doesn’t know for malicious reasons...

Classic. Relevant.