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You sound like you're on the right track, and I definitely get your point that the article seems to be ignoring men like you.

I find John Mayer just as gross as most people do, but I'm not gonna be mad at him for giving T-Swift a taste of her own lavender-lemonade flavored medicine. I wish all celebrity feuds were acted out in song.

I'm just gonna leave this here since racist comments are pretty much inevitable at this point. This one's for you, racists!

Unconscious bias! Internalized sexism! They're real, folks!

My mechanic once told me he decided to get into auto repair because he was raised by a single mother and he wanted to start a business where people like her could go without getting ripped off. I really liked him before that—he's always been incredibly informative and helpful—but that just made me adore him.

You simply must watch "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" - I promise all of your sadness will disappear.

Am very glad to see NPH playing Hedwig. It's especially sweet given that he isn't constantly forced by Hollywood to play That Gay Guy just because he is gay, so when he takes a role that has a very strong place in the LGBT community, it carries some weight.

Read that NPH was going to play Hedwig. So excited. Confused. Amazed. Falling in love.

The reason people with means in this country don't give a shit about the poor school systems is because they have no skin in the game. The hell with that. I'm not above blackmailing them with the welfare of their children.

Then Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince is the ultimate in bad parenting. I mean, he got divorced from his wife, remarried a woman with the same name, and then forced his poor children to pretend that nothing ever happened, never allowing them to speak of their real mother ever again. The monster.

Nigella Lawson has had so much more than her fair share of awfulness. An outlandishly abusive mother, a sister dying of cancer at 33, a husband dying of cancer at 47, a narcissistic tit for a father, and now, we find, a psychotically abusive second husband. The world wishes her only happiness, and she gets only

If you don't get along with all 3 then you seem to be the problem.

Or if she was there but told you more than once that she wished you weren't?

I need one of these for mother's day. It's really hard to find a mother's day card that doesn't say, "You're a great Mom!".

I wish one of these was written for Mother's Day. Fuck every person who giddily said "Happy Mother's Day!" to me.

My personal guide is do whatever the fuck you want. Treat it like any other day. I haven't had much of a relationship with my parents since I turned 18. I maybe see them once or twice a year, have never introduced anyone important to me to them, etc.

where was your guide for mother's day when your mom's a deadbeat mom?

i want to see that wedding guide come about. top notch idea

*except NYC theater