Then by all means, go ahead. Find someone who was raped and show him/her how humorous this mod is.

I work with people who have PTSD. Thats not how it generally works.

Polish them with WD-40. I'm not kidding...but test it on something inconspicuous to see if it wipes off the paint or not. If it does, go with a dap of olive oil on the end of a tissue. Seriously.

I like this one better. Although she kind of looks like she should be hanging out with Shinji Ikari, Rei, and Asuka over at NERV instead of the Guardians...

MediEvil is one of those games that should never be rendered in high resolution. It looks terrible and forced.

Here is another example of why so many of us on the Kotaku team are contemptuous of the concept of pre-ordering games and look at the incentives publishers dangle in front of potential pre-orderers with derision.

You can rescue her and drive her home (or to a cult) if you get there in time.

It's in both. It's not censored. Go through some of the GTA Online players' snapmatic pics on the Rockstar Social Club and you'll see tons of topless photos from all over the online world.

Chances are if you're laughing at rape as being a funny thing in a game, then you're also one of those people who doesn't think it's a "big deal" in real life and that makes you a sick individual.

Yes, this is really stupid...and it just reinforces the immature behavior of most gamers and their hyuck-hyuck...rape culture jokes...which are not funny at all. I play GTA Online alot. If saw some of these idiots approaching me, I think I'd toss a sticky bomb on the floor and stand over it. Blow them all to shit in…

So how exactly does one go about "modding" GTA Online which is currently console only? Does this involved jailbreaking the console and developing homebrew software or something? I'm not into the console modding thing but I thought that it's pretty clear that people who crack their consoles should only play offline or…

Wait. You're one of those guys who received an email from Bill Gates, right? So it really wasn't spam? How much is he paying you for this comment?

Megatron could be a Zapper and Galvatron could be a Guncon. I think Shockwave should be a Neo Geo. I feel like it was the exotic console that not many Americans used or had access to....kinda like Shockwave who spoke with an English accent and rarely got involved in the war on Earth.

Crap. I totally forgot Reflector existed! I'm pretty sure that was functional camera too!

That's still too cool for Ouya. Ouya needs to transform into Kup (look that one up), Overbite, Chainclaw or Mindwipe.

Wait. Which one was bigger? The 3DO or the 360? I remember 3DO being a huge heavy console...almost old school VCR size. Though I could be wrong.

Star Scream is awesome but he was always the asshole Transformer. He deserves to be a Virtual Boy.

If its an Android Platform, we've already got hundreds of 'em...none legal of course...or worth playing but still...

Next up: 3DO Unicron, Bumble Bee Gameboy, Intellivision Soundwave, Star Scream Virtual Boy, Dreamcast Rodimus Prime, Atari 2600 Devastator, Oculus Rift Perceptor, Grimlock Jaguar, Sega CD Smokescreen, NES Bruticus, Onslaught Advance, Piranacon Tiger Electronic Game (Ok, I'm stretching it with that one. I'll stop…