Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

Yes. I did know that.

If that headline were true, I'd imagine Sam, Jr. would be looking for his Dad, then.

Well, if anything can get Wayne Gretzky back into the league, it's his wife.

Parents became suspicious of Sandau's views when he started awarding gold stars to the team's worst, least coordinated players.

sonofabitch

If Fitzpatrick really wanted to keep a job in Texas even though he was terrible at it, maybe he should have gone to Yale.

You'd think an educated guy like Fitzpatrick would know that.

I knew 9/11 was 45 inside jobs packed into 1!

Huh, I'd never have thought that Flip Saunders would have any similarity with something called the Big Balls Dance.

That's a great comment. +1

You'd think the Cowboys would be doing more to honor one who has brought them so much fame, publicity, and, above all, money. But here?

Nah, it was definitely Hemingway.

Oh you sonofabitch.

The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

Huh, usually Christ is the one getting stood up.

He's not biting his fingernails, Tim. He's creating intricately carved tiny little keys for magical little elf doors.