The Shanghai Jets' Big 3, meanwhile, thinks there's no way Yao is coordinated enough to snap and dance at the same time.

A Farmville addiction nearly sunk Andrew Luck's career, but luckily his 372 relatives can hold down the fort during the season.

Can't believe they didn't invite Flynn up on stage to sing with them, about 20 feet behind at an angle and in the shadows and in a group of 3 or 4.

To be fair, Bumgarner's beard handles Budweiser better than Tony LaRussa.

I doubt this is a real problem. There just aren't many minors that end up in two full minutes in the box.

Police: We're charging you with possession of a quarter pound of weed.

To hard what?

There's an unmistakable air of Picasso's joie de vivre in the way the body parts in the composition stray far from where they should be.

There's a definite Caravaggesco to these photos in the way in which the use of chiaroscuro highlights the exceeding drama and difficulty of basic existence.

There's a Dali-an surreality about these photos, in that they depict fans of the Miami Dolphins.

These compositions are positively Rubens-esque, based on the depiction of the female form.

Of course the "hundreds and hundreds" quote was taken out of context. As if we'd expect the NFL to actually keep track of how many cases of domestic violence there have been.

See how he leans his hand upon his cheek

I've never seen a helmet more effective at preventing someone from being exposed to football-related injuries.

+1

Just wait until Lilly's parents tell her soccer isn't scored like golf.

What a gross overstep of police power, targeting Los Angeles actors like this.

Stories like this really bring a tear to my eye, just thinking about all those who have gone before us.

Because I'm happy

Dwight Howard's shoulders think Two and a Half Men is narrow comedy.