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Beckerman: [hears the boos]

I believe the principal difference between hearing it from a school administrator as opposed to a UNC player is the proper arrangement of disparate sounds to communicate meaning.

This never would have been a problem if the game were played in Miami. There'd be no fans to complain when the A/C went out.

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

If they're both consenting adults, I'm not really sure if it's any of our business.

Croatia is stacked, and their defense, with Lovren in the middle and veteran Srna on the outside, is seriously underrated. They handle Mexico, and it's not even going to be that close. They get crunched by Brazil in the opener though. Breeze through with 6 pts.

It's so refreshing — in an age of steroids, sex scandals, and match-fixing — to see a team give back to the community in a positive way.

Ah, I see why there's a misunderstanding. He's behind the Croatia logo.

I may be just ever so slightly biased, but Mateo Kovacic could be a breakout star in Brazil if he plays significant minutes. Having watched him struggle during the first 6 month of the season at Inter before exploding after February or so, I can say that he's unbelievably gifted with the ball at his feet. His ability

Come on, Tom. That's not a tiny tractor, it's a John Fawne.

Saw that flag, thought it was hilarious. From our vantage point, the trophy held by the Statue of Liberty looked a bit like a turkey leg, though that could also have been intentional.

I saw some pretty ridiculous jerseys as well. One with Mix and about 13 more x's, someone wearing a modern 2013 jersey with Gaetjens on the back, and the creme de la creme, and authentic-looking jersey with the name completely wrong.

As an elite Deadspin commenter, I can answer that by rotating my neck from side to side.

Asda's just trying to relive the glory days. You know, when England had a mediocre team.

He knows the grammar better than you do, Owen.

Cameroonian authorities were unable to produce Minala's original birth certificate, however, as it was destroyed when a flooded river inundated the cave's walls.

Jeez, Tim, maybe you're just upset because Rovell stole your boyfriend.

Classic rookie mistake by McIlroy. He should've broke up with her over voicemail, given how unlikely it'd be for Wozniacki to manage to return his call.

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Look, I get this is a male-dominated sports blog. But can't a woman just watch a game in peace without being judged on her looks in a headline?