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"No me queda mas que perderme en un abismo / de tristeza y lagrimas," Selena once belted; considering her murderer also spoke Spanish, these words may have been the reason for the singer's death.

"You say you're gonna leave me, you know it's a lie / 'Cause that'll be the day that I die," Buddy Holly once crooned; however he was mistaken as he and his baby had not fought before his death by plane crash.

"They tried to make me go to rehab / I said no, no, no," Amy Winehouse once lamented; she later said no, no, no when her friends said 'hey Amy maybe lay off the drugs' before her death by overdose.

"Billie Jean is not my lover / she's just a girl who claims that I am the one," Michael Jackson once warbled; this is a very believable claim given Jackson's predilections before his untimely death.

"And I / Will Always Love You," Whitney Houston once belted; unfortunately Whitney was unable to fulfill her promise after she died in her bathtub thanks to an accidental overdose.

Well, you've convinced me.

It's easy to say that now, but remember you don't play the game on paper. There's a reason we have a full 68-entry Worst Bracket Ever Bracket.

"God will be angry if we misuse the people's resources," he said, "Generations of the yet unborn will rise up and curse this project. PER is an overrated statistic anyway, Joe Johnson and Kevin Garnett bring a lot of intangibles that you can't measure with a computer in your mom's basement."

Yeah, Bjorklund was always going to be the favorite, given the importance and historical imprint of Scandinavian heritage in the region. No one was going to beat him, given the current roster.

Did you guys ever bet on Kenny Rogers' games? Like as a joke?

This is horrifying to watch, Greg. I don't think I've ever seen someone botch the start of a race so badly.

Looks like the murals had a big impact on the young child. CactusHam's job now is working on his screenplay.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. That officer meant a film when he asked if anyone had seen a Baron Davis joint?

What genes! I used Davin Brooks as my car insurance agent, and he mishandled my claim so badly I won millions in malpractice!

These folks hit the nail right on the head. What really puts the double standard hypocrisy over the top is why they don't hold the Super Bowl during White History Month.

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Have you been contacted to produce a 30 for 30 entry when we reach the 30th version of Kinja in two weeks?

Is anyone really surprised by this? We all know Bendtner's got a checkered past.

To be fair to Jerry Richardson and the Panthers, the only people who have forgotten the meaning of loyalty are almost all of their current and former players.