That's pretty good. +1

I found the Jacksonville crowds to be incredibly lifelike in the game. There were always roughly four or five unique fans.

Lets put it this way, folks. He didn't get that nickname by spelling good.

"You know, Jim — if I may call you that — you know, Jim, I was really feeling down about this team. We're not going anywhere, the players don't play hard, the coach has lost the locker room. Things like that, they really make me question why I spend thousands of dollars to watch this team really stink it up out there.

You can tell the Dad is a real Marlins fan, letting his son go like that. Kid's way too old.

If you think this is good, just remember that these were the guys who weren't good enough to cheer for Bowdoin.

"I'm sick and tired of that goddamn bastard Mr. Met. You make me feel like a person! But him? He didn't feel he was scoring enough, so he made me move in my walls."

Amador is the Major's first three true outcome hitter. Every at-bat will result in either a strikeout, a home run, or a four-ball cardiac arrest.

When he got back to his iguana friends, he told them to mark down a 1.

I'm not quite sure I see the explicit harm in allowing the single-entity structure. If each team/owner buys in knowing exactly what the rules are and how the league is going to be run, then everyone's on equal footing. I think the Dempsey example that you bring up is somewhat anomalous, and also not that big of a…

I wish Ukraine all the best, but I think they're going to have some trouble if this comes to a military conflict. They may have misunderstood exactly what a paratrooper is.

Yeah, that's a very fair point to make on the Najar thing, considering you're 100% right.

Come on. In any given NCAA game, hell a game between two ranked teams, there are what, maybe 15% of the players of the field who'll play pro ball? At the most?

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

Kyle ruined Sidespin.

Dude, you're never gonna get those thoughts heard. It's way past time. You need to just...

Yeah, I suppose that's fair. And also terrifying, especially if, at the end of the day, he does control the power to affect a staffer's employment.

Oh come on, that's a ridiculous hypothetical, Ray.

On a serious note, is there actually a positive relationship between the staffs of Gawker entities and Nick Denton? It seems like everyone openly antagonizes him, while he just sits back and makes sure the targets are hit and the lights stay on. To be clear, I'm not even talking about messing with Kinja (or even its…