Wow, it feels like Greg's getting bigger every time I see him!

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

It's really not that big of a deal. Weitzell was just making sure that they didn't have any gays in the locker room.

At his age?!? There's no way his head is still naturally that inflated.

"Oh. These? I just call them...best friend one and best friend two. Don't need nothing or nobody else. We're a team. Nothing can ever keep us apa..."

He first tried to use Instagram, but for some reason nobody saw it.

If they're really gonna go ahead with the blowing up plan, Tim Thomas would just like to point out that they shouldn't use jet fuel — it's not hot enough.

If it's any consolation, at least it'll only be a week before he gets a completely different one painted on.

The best part of the new Kinja is exposing me to all these shows and references I never would have seen in any other forum before.

Go nuts.

Ronaldo just can't catch a break. Even the ball was taunting him, rolling around on the ground like that.

"I don't understand why the ol' gunslinger doesn't make a comeback! Dude still looks like a kid out there!"

By the third time I'd think you would have learned that you have got to adjust your questions for Kentuckians.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

My original comment was edited, to be fair. It was originally a joke that was definitely not in great taste, but also not horribly offensive. Would just have been too much trouble for not that great of a joke.

I'm pretty sure he means the "nope"

For the record, it was an indictment of that type of view, couched in the style of "if there's grass on the field..." But it's not worth it to leave it up.

nope

To be honest, it really didn't feel like this exhibition was that different from a normal game. Hell, both teams rejected transfer offers from Liverpool after the match.

"Hey Dustin! Over here! My presence is as big a rarity as hearing a story about the Winnipeg Jets."