Judge: Alright guys, we've got a big decision to make. The whole world will be watching.

Damn, was my joke really that transparent?

You have got to stop asking Kentuckians these confusing questions. This time, they thought you wanted to know their favorite type of penny.

No offense to kflebeda, but did Marchman rank these images?

Who's your least favorite commenter?

Which is a more horrifically terrible song: the 1-877 KARS 4 KIDS jingle, or Fly Eagles Fly?

"This time is will be different. There will be no wives, no girlfriends, no boyfriends, no side pieces, no slam pieces, no road beefs, no friends with benefits, no booty calls, no mere acquaintances. Just us players. And we're going to do exactly what we did last time. But it'll be just us. No one is going to spoil…

Donation target 1-877 KARS 4 KIDS has already rejected Incognito's gift, explaining that if they wanted to be associated with something horribly offensive to the human condition, they'd play one of their ads.

Troll-Scout: Can't trust this guy. He's got a terrible attitude. Destroys everything he touches — burns every bridge. Goddamn home-wrecker.

Yeah right, like Richie would ever watch a movie about a European.

He also called it a 2 wheel piece of shit and threatened to take a dump in its carburetor.

This is disgraceful, but not unprecedented. Critics used this exact same sensationalism whenever that lesbian swimmer practiced with her teammates.

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Definitely my favorite. Hilarious.

"I got a couple girlfriend questions...some awkward, 'If we come to town will she be there for dinner?', stuff like that, and 'What's your hotel room number?', nonsense like that, and 'Does this smell like chloroform?', really, all part of the process."

Scout: So, how bout that Anthony Bennett?

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

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Just blatant, pathetic ignorance shown here by Elk. Everyone knows the top prospects are waiting for their pro days.

"It's called the Wall of Porn, not the Wall of Nip Slips, Side Boobs, or Strip Teases."