Whoa, where'd you hear those salacious rumors?!? I'd make sure you have proof before you impugn these two hardworking, handsome, most generous, internationally-acclaimed architects.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

The kid's a healthy 22, Barry. No need to be so damn morbid.

e. Saw American Hustle. Then I wrote one of my columns for which they're paying me millions of dollars.

Worker: [hears the ticking of a clock]

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

Talk about history repeating itself. The New York Times ran this exact same headline when Mayo's great-great-grandfather was a security guard at Ford's Theater.

"Are you kidding me!?!? They even jump better than we do? Goddammit!"

You love this guy. +1

YOU'RE the other way around, buddy.

For those who don't understand the headline, in the US we know it as Back Pride.

Kerry Rhodes: [picks up baseball]

Whatever happened to Bart Scott's Poetic Justice?

Omni Bunkers...are secretly installed in your backyard

Congrats! Next stop, Starville!

Why the hell couldn't they just have done this years ago? It would have saved so many people so much anguish, fear, and shame.

While Sneijder at 73 seems like an enormous slight, and I normally would be irreparably offended, I can recognize what Billy is doing here.

+1

Do Browns fans even have coffee tables to put this on?

Wow. +1