No no, that was his drinking from a cup imitation. You'll have to excuse him, he doesn't have much practice.

What idiots, they don't need new toner!

To be fair to Balfour, that thing gets fantastic gas footage.

If only she were a man and played ice hockey and played goalie and was Russian.

Q: Your predecessor, he was run out of town-

So I didn't totally miss that, then?

Ha, totally missed that! I was just trying to provide a single sentence of what literary device this story brings to my mind, and post it on a sports blog.

A Nightmare Bear having his own nightmare is a perfect example of met commentary.

I warned them not to hire Michael Young as their lead prosecutor.

I feel terrible for the guy. With such a close-knit, upstanding locker room, there's no way the Ravens will take a chance on a questionable deviant like Michael Sam.

"When we return from the break, we'll take a look at the man on your screen. Will he become President of Russia? We'll break down his chances in his upcoming election agains the man on his right. But first, lets take you out to the Women's 4x400m relay. Can Team Jamaica continue its dominance? That and more coming up…

"It's pronounced with a hard G, Coach. GIF."

Ha!

Worker: It's going down!

The student may be right. Based on the write-up of the insult, the teacher's clearly not a fan of capitalism.

For once, it's a positive that Valdes isn't known as the Ken Griffey Jr. of Cuba.

This is so disappointing. I would have thought that, by 2014, we'd at least have the technology to make an inflatable mascot be twice as coordinated as Andrea Bargnani.

Given where the Games are being held, the IIHF really has no choice but to be reactive.

I dreamed a dream of skating pride

To be fair to Hall, this plaque was prepared by some of Ohio State's most noteable alums.