The Moon, on the other hand, just wants Babe to call it back so they can discuss what went wrong and how it can improve and was it the gift I got him on his birthday he said he didn't care that much and I thought what man doesn't like ties and then he just just couldn't even look at me and went to sleep on the couch…

Seriously. Can you believe this worthless dipshit didn't know where Kuala Lumpur was? It's like he's never picked up a goddamn map. As they say in Indonesia, what a hoser.

This is absolutely outrageous. Obama lets a ginger run the US Mint?

This is just such a jarring concept, to me at least. I've never even heard of an Irish baseball player.

He's not my color commentator.

Considering the source of this video, are we certain that 12 seconds is enough to fully analyze the results?

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Like any good gambler, Chuck hedged his bets on mind and money.

Bynum: RAINDROPS!

No, no, folks. Calm down, this is all a bit overblown. Only the last tweet is something true.

This is every former Yankee's worst nightmare. There's now a 50% chance that Jeter will play shortstop on their Old Timers' Day team.

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How did your fantasy football team(s?) do this year?

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Come on, Tom. One picture of the McDonalds in the Olympic Village was enough.

I don't get yours. What's the reference?

Does anyone else find it just a touch gauche that it's already moved on — and HOW — from mourning Jimi Hendrix?

Announcer 1: A triple cork 1080 with the mute grab AND the iron cross! Pulls it off? HE DOES!

Look, I get making some sort of statement, but it really doesn't have a place in the Olympic Games, a celebration of all that is good and pure in competitive sports. No one wants to see these guys do this, and it makes me sick to my stomach. I wouldn't blame Russian officials for cracking down on this type of…

How the hell would So know? He's a ski jumper.