Who else but an alcoholic could think up a story of a guy who lives alone in a castle with pet bats and drinks blood for fun?

The worst part is now 2009 Rick Reilly says that his words are being taken completely out of context.

I bet we don't even see this highlight tonight on NBC. Bob Costas hates curling ever since he realized he'll never make it past the four-foot.

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How much more can you really ask of them, Barry? The Opening Ceremony also changed its Facebook profile picture to an image of stick people holding hands around the globe.

I really was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she never prefaced the tweet with "I'm not racist, but."

"Jamaica is here, everyone!"

Fuck this entitled bastard. If Chara is getting sick of taking photos with short people, maybe he should just use a goddamn camera instead.

The 2014 Sochi Olympics: Brought to You by Trident Gum.

In reply, the Russian Ministry of Culture's video featured some hot skeleton action.

Look, I understand giving him discounted tickets, but it's a little too deferential to give Maradona his own row.

Now these Olympics are officially ridiculous. There are black cross-country skiers?

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you

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I can understand why Merighetti was so upset. After spending three whole hours at Kinkos, she completely forgot to post the hilarious flyers she made for her yard sale.

Sure, it looks like a pretty normal, safe rail, no reason Shaun White couldn't handle it. But here's the kicker.

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There shouldn't be a problem with these shared bedrooms, as long as the players remember to hang a shootout on the outside of the doorknob when necessary.

I'm sure it wasn't Drake's intention, but unfortunately this means that Manziel can never again play college football.