She almost certainly has one. Whether or not she actually remembers to arm it 100% of the time is a different story. Remember the Bling Ring kids? The most eye opening part of that story was how easy it was for people to break into star homes and take their valuables, despite all of the houses being gated, the…

The confidence and the rewards.

Well, some of my relatives and peers also called my stalker a suitor, and they actually felt sorry for him and not for me. I developed terrible anxiety as a result, and I still have panic attacks whenever stranger men approach me.

“Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white male.”

Yeah I had a friend whose ‘suitor’ put a bomb in her trunk.

Eh, there’s plenty of other proof but the ease with which the bottom of the barrel of men can convince themselves they’re  potential mates for women who are so far out of their league they might as well be on different planets always feels like the apex of male delusions.

They’re just dreaming of all the sweet, sweet clicks they’ll get when one of these fuckers murders her.

Snark is fine, but not when applied selectively. If this guy had done this to Beyoncé, what do you think the article on Jez would have looked like?

If you need proof that male entitlement exists look no further than these creeps stalking T.Swift. Realistically,by what miracle would either of them hope to attract a young, world famous and wealthy performer?

Didn’t realize Jez was a site that doesn’t take stalking seriously. Thanks for setting everyone straight. Expectations officially adjusted.

Nobody deserves to be stalked. It must be very scary.

at what point will taylor swift get new security. bc all of these headlines makes it seem like it’s super easy to break onto her properties and i’m sure that it doesn’t discourage any other potential stalkers.

Because that’s what we should take from this 🙄

Yes, calling a stalker a ‘suitor’ isn’t cute and glib, it’s disgusting.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

Girl scouts sell cookies other than tagalongs and thin mints? I did not even notice.

Samoas are garbage, tagalongs are the best, and savannah smiles are decently good lemon cookies I can eat a whole box of in one powdered sugar covered shame incident. Fight me.

I can’t imagine what it’s like being in so much fear for your life that you have to take a loaded gun to the fucking department store.

Another traumatized child thanks to dad’s need for a second dick. I still think about the 9 YO who shot dead her gun instructor with an Uzi (if that is not spelled right, who cares?) all because her parents probably wanted cool Facebook photos of their daughter. Guns are stupid. Yes. All of them.

Good baby with a gun, something something, thoughts & prayers.