He’s actually taking a gap year to work on voter registration and campaign for anti-NRA candidates. I like this move so much.

Lol you mean the “lets not make it easy to kill people” brand? If that’s unsavory to you then maybe you should learn to remove human flesh from your diet.

If you’re a certain age, a lot of first time adult pets are reaching the end of their lives.

For a second, I thought that was William walking the dogs. And then I realized the I love the idea of the future King of England having to walk the Corgis (and Dorgis) and having to pick up their poops. And perhaps getting a cross lecture from Grandma if he didn’t do a proper job of it.

I inherited my mother’s quite-chubby. long-haired cat, Curry, when she died last year. Frankly, I hardly believed the cat actually existed because it ran upstairs and hid in a closet whenever we came to visit. It took a lot of subterfuge and herding to get Curry into a carrier and come to NYC - now the old dear…

I really like the epitaph for Queen Victoria’s Dash-

How sad! I wonder though- why weren’t any bred and kept by younger members of the family?

It’s sad but a smart decision on her part. My older relatives (who are in their 80s now) keep getting puppies (they’re currently on a Dachshund they’ve managed to already get overweight) and I’m just “who the fuck’s going to look after it when you’re gone” and they just presume one of their kids will look after it of…

Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.

Can we all just admit that Kanye is floridly psychotic?

It was bottom three ranked law schools but then the American Bar association closed the other two, so it’s literally the worst law school

Cohen started out as a personal injury lawyer after graduating from that powerhouse of talent: Cooley Law School. From their own wiki:

I hate this narrative of a broken man, once it’s revealed someone sexually assaults or harasses people. A lot of broken men and women do not grow up to be abusers themselves.

Money you inherit cannot be shared in a divorce unless it has been commingled with your spouse’s assets. I am sure she wanted to keep that inheritance separate because God knows how much money Don Jr. has — probably not much at all apart from his salary and the lifestyle that Trump Org enables him to live as part of…

I love it too, but beyond the things requiring bureaucracy to work, my biggest issue with the Purge is can you imagine what the annual economic costs of just one Purge night would be? Like in a Purge world, I can’t imagine any insurer ever covering losses that occur during the Purge, which means every business and…

I have the same questions.

I can appreciate my fellow liberals and their kindhearted plans to party their purge away, but I’m surrounded on all sides by racists and Trump voters here in middle America so I understand this movie’s premise completely.

What about an NDA? Are those still enforced during The Purge?

Either he is now an honorary American, or he has been anointed president. I don’t remember the protocol here.

Following in his, and Mariner, tradition Paxton is now on the 60-day DL.