I waited until the end and was glad I did so :D

Not really. They got married in 1947. Phillip, practically speaking, didn’t bring much to the marriage beyond a title. England was already allies with Greece and Denmark, plus Philip was from a branch of the family that had fallen on pretty hard times. He was definitely marrying up. Marriage hasn’t really been used to…

Who should we nominate? My picks in no particular order:

Sarah Palin came out against the new GOP health care bill. I now agree with PETA and Sarah Palin about things. This is indeed the darkest timeline.

My life’s mantra

Atheists and biblical literalists are the only groups that take the Bible at its most literal. The vast majority of Christmas across the ages recognize that the Bible is a collection of allegories and morality tales. .

DirtCast has been a nice palate cleanser these last few weeks. It genuinely calms me down and puts me in a much better mood. The breakdown of that...uh...interest Hiddleston interview was amazing.

“On a different note, Trump is skipping the Correspondents’ dinner, for some strange reason.”

Golly Caitlyn. If only there was something in Trump’s past that would have hinted that he is a racist, sexist asshole. Then you wouldn’t find yourself in this delicate pickle.

“Do I want my 13-year-old child having sex with another 13-year-old? No. But I don’t think it’s the total nightmare you’re making it out to be, and certainly not anywhere close to the tragedy of a child exploited by an adult.”

You and me both, Dog, you and me both.

Trump and has staff are acting like their administration coming to power is essentially a corporate hostile takeover. They think they get to fire a bunch of people and do what they want. It’s painfully obvious that none of them have any idea what they’re doing. I’m going to enjoy watching them try and get a law…

fivethrityeight had an article titled “Trumpbeat: Maybe This Is What a Normal Week Looks Like.” Then the dossier jumped back in the news. We aren’t going to be sleeping well this administration, are we? At this point, I’d take Pence and/or Ryan on the off chance I could get a good night’s sleep.

I feel like that needs to be factored into the price.

Question: do I get the villagers if I buy his villa, or will I have to supply my own?

I can’t hate her either. She signed up to be a trophy wife. Not my deal, but whatever. She signed up to go to events, look pretty, wear couture, and smile a lot. She did not sign up to be a political wife, which is a whole other ball game altogether.

I would watch the shit out of that show. Their tedious Saturdays have to be about 1000x more interesting than the Kardashian’s most exciting day

Oh I know :) I was just joking. I use such laughably small amounts that I’m honestly not worried. My vaccines are all up to date and the injury itself is almost healed. I’m honestly surprised it hardly bled. I think I missed most of the capillaries and just went straight through the skin.

Way ahead of you. I had the scariest drive home tonight due to the snow/NJ drivers be crazy. I decided I earned a nice vodka cocktail.

I accidentally punctured myself at the museum on Thursday with an awl. I am like 95% sure that the awl didn’t have any of the Nasty Horrible Highly Poisonous heavy metal pigments I was using. If it did, I guess we can die together?