I feel like there’s this weird impulse in kids to document their lives on the internet, regardless of the consequences. Like, it wouldn’t occur to them not to do so. It’s similar to the kids who broke into Ikea. They could have just not said anything, but no, they had to record everything. I see it a lot in my…

My middle name is a feminized form of my older brother’s name (think Francine and Frances, but not them). My dad is lovely but kind of an idiot and named me while my mom was out of it.

Let us be clear: they didn’t win. Trump won. He gets to be president. They didn’t win anything really. Acting like his victory is their victory is pretty fucking rich. There is only one GOP president, only one, and he does not share power.

It will be fire engine red and the best fucking couch on the planet

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I definitely rewatched it for the final scene at the airport with the real people because everything is terrible and I needed a boost

I see now that we should have provided it with a list of acceptable people to take

While I appreciate Pennywise’s stance towards foreign relations, I do think he needs to tone down his strident anti-turtle rhetoric.

The person who wrote “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” and “Frosty the Snowman” needs to be brought before the Hague for crimes against humanity.

It’s hard to judge what the country is doing as we’re all so dispersed and isolated from each other. I think what would clinch it is Obama giving an address from the Oval either tomorrow or Monday evening and laying it out there.

“I’m watching A Christmas Carol. (The best one with Alistair Sim)“

The only thing I will regret if I get into a grad program this year is not being able to vote the GOP out of office in NJ

One year. New Jersey’s gubernatorial election is in 2017

She just explained geometric proofs to him and is announcing her success to the people in streets below

That greenhouse is clearly from the 1999 classic, The Haunting. If that movie taught me anything, it’s that the house is haunted by the children of factory workers stuck in Purgatory by an evil rich industrialist. Also, Liam Neeson conducts scientifically questionable studies from it. I imagine both of those things…

Honestly, I think there is nothing. There may be a few irregularities, but a true conspiracy to rig the election in his favor would be mind bogglingly complicated and involve literally thousands of people, from state secretary of states.to volunteers at polling places. The consequences of being found out would be a…

Today, for once, the forces of good were largely victorious.

Soren Bowie’s letter to his wife after the election is honestly one of the most poignant things I’ve read since the election

I call him the Lesser Hemsworth, but to each their own :)

One of the Green Party’s core tenets is the execution of fair and open elections. She’s being consistent with her party’s position. They’ve agitated for recounts in the past, so it’s not unheard of.