Possibly in the same interview, she also said something about how boring people who smoke weed all the time are. I don’t think it was super widely known what a stoner Pitt was at the time, and she didn’t say it in relation to him at all, but I had heard some radio interview with a celebrity pot dealer who named Pitt…

Ooh. Good callback.

It’s gonna blow your mind when you find out about Filmstruck.

*pats the seat next to me 

my god this is incredibly good 

Paris Hilton has never had Botox or fillers or plastic surgery of ANY KIND.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

“I freaked out a lot of Seattle residents wondering why there was a woman with a camera, binoculars, and some dead animals loitering in front of their house for long periods of time.” The police were called multiple times.

I’ll be raven about that pun all day.

Yes, plz, bring on the crow puns.

Now he has something to crow about.

Am angry at you and angry at my body for how it just betrayed me when I clicked that Joel McHale link.  

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

I’m not feeling it. I would rather just have the cash. 

And on LIVE TV as well...

Sweet fucking holy hell, ain’t this the truth!

“Now that women know I will grab them inappropriately, I don’t know how to be normal near them!”

HOW ABOUT THE SAME WAY YOU TREAT YOUR MALE FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES, AND ACQUAINTANCES!? YOU KNOW, BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HUMANS TOO! *face melts in rage*

“My hand might inadvertently grab some lady’s ass!  I never know what it’s going to do next!”