Replying from the future just to say... Cincinnati really doesn't get enough credit for being the most fucked up and creepy major American city. 

Pretty food?

I might also become a raging alcoholic if I couldn’t taste the alcohol and only could tell how much I had by feeling drunk.

My father can’t smell or taste, but he still over eats.

I lost my sense of taste earlier this year for a couple of months. As far as I can tell, it was due to a dental treatment that occurred the day my taste fled. Later that evening, we were eating pizza and I kept saying “God, this pizza is so bland.” and my family was looking at me like I was nuts.

It’s Roma Downey. #areyoueventouchedbyanangelbro

I’d like for us to make a rule now that no one over the age of 14 should be able to say daddy.  Do I have a second? 

Lady, we don’t need to hear you read your pornhub searches out loud.

It is immensely upsetting to me when grown women call their dad “daddy.”  It’s cute when you’re six.  Not for long after . . . 

I love this gif so much. Britney, I love you! Samantha, grow up!

This is 100% why you shouldn’t marry commoners.  

Yeah, that was... not good word choice. Does Sammy have a relationship with her father that’s slightly less than acceptable or something?

Everything about that was ICK.

That, btw, was a frightening Google search. I was apprehensive to scroll.

That really was some desperation.  I’m pretty sure, though, the Royal Family is much better at ignoring her than she is at shouting loudly over the interwebs.

Srsly. I don’t think she even realizes how much she reveals about herself when she talks about Meghan and their dad.

I had the exact same reaction to that part. Ew ew ew. 

Well, this is the worst O. Henry story I’ve ever read. Should call it, “No Good Deed...”

I generally keep Michael Ian Black on the list of people with a platform who should stop trying to use it because they say a lot of dumb shit and are often poorly informed. Not every celebrity needs to be woke and saving the world.

Yup, the complete and total attempt at sweeping this shit under the rug so some assholes can make some money is just goddamn exhausting.