What would you even eat if you couldn’t smell or taste? I would just live on soylent probably.

As soon as I got to the “protect ya neck” part of the lead story, I knew this wasn’t a Bobby Finger dirtbag. 

haverchuck forever!

“Bow to the daddy”

I don’t disagree with you and I appreciate the tone of this reply, I think there should be discussion around this.

There are other tweet streams where he has gone down parallel paths, I will try to find, but my frustration is not just from this one example.

haha! yes!

I used to like Michael Ian Black but I find his “I’m not saying I forgive Louis CK, I’m just saying we need to figure out a way we can forgive Louis CK” discussions to be very exhausting.

I posted something similar but seriously. This is the equivalent of forgetting it’s your friend’s birthday and looking around your apartment and deciding to gift out that Yankee Candle that was only lit once.

That’s like, not even a nice or custom bong. It’s just run of the mill head shop shit. I’d be offended if I were Billy Ray.

i thought she looked cute!

it’s dr quinn medicine woman cosplay.

But how will I achieve the desired orange tongue?

A while ago someone posted a blog about how to reverse engineer your own sparks, but I can’t find it anywhere on the internet. I want to say the ingredients were malt liquor, red bull and smarties.

I thoroughly enjoyed this and appreciate you took it seriously. I too enjoy coffee and gerolsteiner!

because she has money he shouldn’t contribute to the raising of his kids?

All of my references are 5+ years old, but I honestly think about this quote all the time.

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....

the venn diagram crossover of Bobby people and John Early fans is my little slice of heaven.