“I don’t know how to act now that people are less tolerant of my inappropriate behavior!”

Not sexually assaulting them is usually a good starting point. Along with not continuing to try and change a woman’s mind, when she has made it clear that she’s not interested.

‘I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’

Yeah, she’s lying. Her lips were a thin straight line. She just made them a little smaller than the overfilled look she had for a while.

did she really get all of the filler out cuz they still look a little plumper than they did pre lip filler.  ??  

I should add that whenever I’m about to spoil a movie or book for someone, I now say “Hello! There are spoilers in this,” in exactly the way Joanna says it. 

This was a pretty uplifting Dirt Bag! Happy Friday! Congrats to Selma.

I’d seen the photos before the film came out, but they don’t do justice to how sweet and awkward and hilarious their meeting was.

Kat has been garbage waaaaaaaaaaay before this revelation

BTW, the costume designer for the later seasons of The Americans, Katie Irish, posts some great idea boards for the characters on her Instagram and Twitter accounts. I really loved this one of the Stephanie disguise:

Hang on, Diane Kruger dated Joshua Jackson for 10 years and then decided to have a child with NORMAN REEDUS?

Was it though? “It sounds like I’m insensitive to Jessica. I am not.”

Yeahhh... not even close to a decent apology.

I don’t even think it was a decent apology. He methodically hit all of the talking points but I really don’t think he gets it. He’s great at talking and getting infront of the message but it doesn’t sound like he’ll ever be ready to listen.

“I was so busy maintaining the status quo that I forgot to remember that women matter.”

💀💀💀

I think really attractive people know they’re sexy and that’s why they pull shit like this off.

I dated a guy once who had lots of tattoos, but they were all like this - really silly, stupid ones that looked ridiculous, but in aggregate kind of worked? I think he had a friend who was a tattoo artist, so had received some freebies during that training period, so the lines were often wonky.

That is the least frightening Death I have ever seen.