HOLY CROW WE SHARE A BRAIN. My apologies.

I was just going to comment that I had a spider plant with that same swimsuit, back in the 70s.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

I was thinking “My mom had a spider plant hanging in that ‘swimsuit’ in the 1970's.” Your joke is so much better.

The first one is just loose change.

Priceless!

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

“better than everyone because she’s an actress”

I think I’m the only person who likes Courtney.

This isn’t really related but I was very annoyed in the most recent “America’s Next Top Model” that Amber Rose was acting like she invented the Slutwalk.

I recently started watching the new ANTM and love it.

Priscilla Presley is not dating Tom Jones.

because she was “oozing sex.”

VH1 is running a Flavor of Love marathon RIGHT NOW, followed by an I Love New York marathon!!!! Like, they’re not even showing anything else until Sunday.

Yessss

Cassie 4 Eva.

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

Yeah, let’s not forget the whole kidney thing.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.