It’s in Brooklyn and owned by someone who used to be on TV.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

TWINS

DRAG her. If we’re not safe, there is no one sacred in that administration, either.

What next?

Wants a pig and tased a cop...

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

Thank you for making me notice Dakota Fanning on that poster. The Fanning sisters are like ethereal angels in human form.

One for North Dakota and one for South Dakota.

Came here to post this.

Woof

But the Brawny paper towel guy...

ok the trailer itself creeps the hell out of me so to cleanse my palate i’ll be watching this all afternoon

Of course the top comment is a “well actually...” about littering.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

I’m so disappointed in him and his take on this! I know I’m in the minority here, but I think he’s really funny (in small doses, and mostly when he’s on Howard Stern). I really hope he apologizes for this, and means it.