god my allegiance has swung back and forth between kelly and daniel so many times over the course of all of this. but this seems to be the right move by the judge

Yeah I don’t know how you could go smile and promote a show under those circumstances. My husband died eleven weeks ago and I can still scarcely string two sentences together, let alone smile on cue. I hope she has lots of love and support to get get through this difficult time. I’d be lost without my friends and…

From “I Know Why the Caged Bird Tweets.”

“But still, I rise. Usually, around two in the afternoon. And once I pop a few aspirin and figure out where I am, I take an Uber home.”

dead.

YOU MADE ME CONFUSED. I THOUGHT SOMEHOW IT WAS WEDNESDAY. And I didn’t know what happened to Tuesday.

Losing one’s hand is a running theme in the Star Wars universe. In Luke Skywalker’s case (And Darth Vader), he had it replaced by an synthetic hand.

My guess is Vader reference? Or MJ, but Vader is certainly more appropriate.

How could you love this??? I hate this. It looks cheap and weird.

Not a fan of the cutouts, but it’s still a great dress.

I heard something on the radio, I think it was from a comedian, that makes me laaaaugh every time “It’s amazing how music can move you. For example, a Megan Trainor song came on the radio so I moved to a different coffee shop,”

Kiefer’s entire life has been NSFW.

He’s afraid of a lot of people. This is the same shitstain who introduced a bill that would require the father’s permission before an abortion.

He is both a drinking pro AND an acting pro. Case in point: when he was sentenced to jail for his THIRD (!) DUI, he asked the judge if he could do time over Christmas so that production on the show would have been shut down at the time anyway and the crew members wouldn’t lose money. Also when, in season 3, he got…

The only time I ever hear Top 40 is when I’m at the gym and I don’t know any of the song titles because the only music I listen to is Kate Bush.

“Dear Future Husband” makes me irrationally angry any time I hear it. I can’t explain why, and I fear it makes me look like some asshole mouthbreather because I am a dude, but when that song starts playing, if I can’t change it immediately I just get angry. Gah.

A student who accepts a scholarship doesn’t automatically sign away their Constitutional rights.

Wait... in order for him to do that don’t they need to be, you know...

She’s a genie in a [vodka] bottle.

He’s a pirate. As seen in the gif.