He played a serial killer in one of the first few episodes of Criminal Minds. I hadn’t seen him since Witness, and was shocked at how far from the cute little kid he had come.

he is a pro

“She was wearing 6-inch custom Louboutins. She was literally wobbling.”

I was literally JUST about to post this. Of all of the insane shit that Kiefer has done (and there has been some truly glorious insane shit), this is by far my favorite. :D

She did the holiday party RIGHT!

Or, like, make sure the cage HAS A TOP so the shark can’t get in!!!!

With the sharks? I mean, I get wanting to check them out but dude, you are food who literally threw yourself onto the equivalent of a serving platter. That one’s on you.

Right? It's like whenever I undertake these death defying stunts I keep having to defy death.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

Mmm, Lukas Haas.

I’ve always really liked Haas. He doesn’t turn up in things I watch very often anymore, having gone surprisingly mainstream, but I’m glad he’s doing well!

It is retaliation for being in inspiration for Entourage.

Someone just give Leo an Oscar before he kills himself.

Plus there was that one time Leo was on a boat and it sank.

It’s times like these that make me wonder if it would work better for Leo to just put on an actual monkey suit for the Academy.

There better not be poo in there!

In the case of this Chaz (who seems to be a lovely person as far as I know), I will defend the name, because it was a way to take a man’s name but still stay close to the original “Chastity.” Exception to the rule!

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

Beibz and Kourt make a cute couple. Her dead eyes compliment his dead head.

NOOOOOOOO. I am oddly invested in that relationship.