Right? Like, individually I have no real interest in them besides the fact that I was totally team Pacey in the 90s. Together, for some reason I just like them as a couple.

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

Me, reading that item: “what is this, 1998?”

snip-snip hooray

Joshua Jackson and
Diane Kruger breaking up?? My heart says no, but my vagina says yes.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

I’m thinking more like a bow for Kim

So.......snip-snip for ‘Ye?

Damn.

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

I'm absolutely loving her in Fargo this season.

Good for her

I understand your pain. I have multiple “american apparel tennis skirts” because most other companies have stopped making consistent a-line skirts in favour of bodycon. Ugh.

Awwww. :/

Was there like, some bridesmaid documentary you saw?

Not to shit-stir or anything (I'd hate to get in between J-Law and A-Schum (?)), but Lawrence is totally doing the bitchy friend thing where she gets you to wear the same thing as her so that she looks great in it and you are the ugly friend everyone compares her too.

Also, lets be real: Jennifer Lawrence, whatever her other virtues, has a knack for picking really shitty Dior. It’s going to be a bad dress. I can feel it.

Canada has a defense minister?!

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.