Though, totally possible it’s a Marketing Ploy with Benefits.

Great idea for a duet for the two of them, though.

I genuinely believed that the Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani thing was a marketing ploy for the Voice during sweeps.

‘Be the best you can be, not the worst, and think of the children,’ she says.”

The way the Hemsworths interact with each other really makes me want brothers while simultaneously making me very relieved that I only have sisters.

Had a friend in college whose name was pronounced the same way, but she spelled it Shavone.

And we’ll call manholes vaginas!

I don’t know why seeing this piece of shit in pain makes you guys so angry. I wanna make it my screensaver. I could watch his anguish all day.

Even in death, Joan is still the only way Melissa can find work.

Don’t forget to ask if the accommodations come with a complimentary bucket of sardines.

lol, I actually thought the exact same thing... including a possible accusation of being ‘eel-ist’. :P

I have been teasing my friend in Detroit that all of their neighborhoods are named SomethingTown, so while I don’t think Detroit is a terrible city, I have to think that Lover Town and Flavor Town are there.

Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

math is the only subject i cried over.

Anti-eel-ism!

There have got to be worse tenants than moray eels, after all. I’m sure there’s someone who has a nice saltwater aquarium that isn’t being occupied at the moment. Beats squatters and people who plan to host orgies.

Oh, wow. I’m shocked. This is my shocked face. See how shocked I am.

In Hell.

Only a couple minute drive from Funky Town, which admittedly is much better.