*Parents. FTFY. Don’t pin this shit all on a woman.

I am currently on a layover in Vomitsburgh as I continue my journey to get as far away as possible from Lover Town and Flavor Town.

“How could you raise a son like this?” <—-That’s what I’d like to mouth at his mother parents.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Falk’s performance is singular. Even after all of these years and despite the dated plots, Peter Falk as Columbo still holds up.

You sue to get your nickel back.

Where is Lover Town and how do I avoid it forever?

My Friday has been officially ruined by the phrase, “laughing all the way to Lover Town” - thanks, E!

Every time I see pictures of Blythe Danner and Goop, I can’t help but think of this episode of Columbo:

How do we sue Chad Kroeger for Nickelback?

Which one of you caused a scene at Mariah Carey’s Christmas show?

Fucker got the birthday gift he deserved. I honestly thought he’d get away with it. Justice prevailed for these women, and I hope that the judge throws the book at him and he never sees the outside of a prison again.

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

Good. I'm glad he looked so nervous before hand and I'm glad he cried like a baby. What a piece of garbage.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

If you had claimed it was yours, I would have believed you.

The columnist claims Swift’s “twinkly persona is such a scary flashback to the fascist blondes who ruled the social scene during my youth.”

I feel terrible for Kristin. No family should ever have to go through that.

I’m obsessed with Please Like Me, just discovered it and gobbled up all of the episodes over Thanksgiving. I find it the perfect companion to You’re the Worst.

I get always get stuck on the inhumanity and lack of common decency. You’ve signed up to fight, and possibly die for your country but your gravitas and sense of honor doesn’t extend far enough to not pull Porky’s style bullshit on YOUR FELLOW crew member ?