Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?

Or Dr. Lyle Evans for that matter.

Well, the Kenny facelift is a pretty epic example of Bad Idea Cosmetic Surgery. Even my husband, who doesn't normally pay attention to that sort of thing, stopped dead in front of the TV and asked "Is that Kenny Rogers? What the hell happened?" He went from rugged good looks to smooth weird looks.

Ew, that guy is a dick. Why’s he gotta drag The Gambler into this? I know he got the worst facelift in celebrity history, but is nothing sacred?

My interpretation was, “He got botox but that doesn’t sound snarky enough to get clicks so I’m going to be as bitchy as possible in my description.”

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

But Kris probably is

“Kim is upset because Kristen’s missing brother is taking away from her son’s birth,”

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.

It actually is, though. It’s the fucking worst. Followed by the Mall of America.

Honestly, I have never heard of a Twitter Q&A that goes as planned and where those organizing it can say “Yup, that was a good idea”. I don’t know why organizations even bother with them anymore.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

Isn’t it cute when women eat? [E! Online]

This is a face that sees a monthly chemical peel.

It's because her ex Reggie Bush played for the saints.

Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and Adam Levine’s dynamic makes me uncomfortable.

You just gave Vitamin D a whole new meaning...