• Really loving this snap of tiny Hayden Panettiere with her fiance’s giant family. [POPSUGAR]

OMG HIS BUTT

Honestly, once you invest in a zombie nativity scene, financially it just doesn't make sense to throw it out. Imagine how much that costs.

Seriously, it should have just said “ride the rails!”

The dove dark are the worst. I got one yesterday that said “go anywhere but home.” Shut up, dove it’s Friday and I’ll do what I want!

Reminds me of a fortune cookie I received after a Thai meal. “You have many ways of being defective.” It was fucking hilarious (and maybe a bit true)!

I wish I could star this again.

bravo!

I have jeans that say things like “gorgeous” and “you’re beautiful” on the inside of the pockets, where I only see it and (occasionally) think about it when I’m sitting on the toilet.

Inside next wrapper: “well TAKE ANOTHER ONE”

Oh. I thought you were talking about Mr. Worldwide.

It would really inspire me if some of their wrappers read, “Stop eating chocolate you fucking idiot you are going to throw up in 10 minutes if you don’t knock it off YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF WITH CHOCOLATE”.

Dove, you know ME so well. om nom nom

-Jack Handy

-Jack Handey

Even the first one, it’s like, “Fuck you, Dove, you don’t know me! I give terrible advice!”

I don’t mind seeing one every now and then but some people just post them one after another and it’s like...how much inspirational shit do you need? How can so many things be so profound to you? It’s the same people every damn time, too.

what I hate the most are those passive-aggressive emo posts like “I’m not mad at…

This is no surprise to anyone who, like me, knows someone who makes a hobby of pasting Dove chocolate wrappers on poster board because they love the affirmations inside.