it would be an honor to be given henry cavill’s herpes simplex virus 2.

There is this idea that traumatized children will somehow come out as the exact opposite of what traumatized them. Very often, they end up damaged and doing the exact same things.

A Cleveland Steamer is where you take a shit on a woman’s breasts.

Perfect gif is perfect.

The pictures make me feel so awkward only because Kim or Miley haven’t been abused at least to my knowledge. Wouldn’t it be more affected if there was actual photos of women who have been abused? JUST AN IDEA HERE!

His punishment is having to live in a backwater shithole outside of Cincinnati.

Some people deal with tragedy and uncomfortable topics that hit too close to home by using humor.

I don’t know about separate rooms, but separate beds sound amazing. No fighting for covers and being able to spread out as much as you want? YES PLEASE.

Those TN tweets are...unfortunate.

No, mistakes don’t always define us but they do tend to follow us around.

Off topic, but we need more Carol Burnett gifs on this site.

He said he yelled it three times. He is a liar.

Courteney Cox is no longer engaged to some guy.

That was a typo. He meant to say “God Bless anal”

Yeah... maybe it was more a “Bless his heart” kinda thing. Siiiiiiiiiiiigh, I doubt it.

I love her.

me, anytime tina does anything.

(this has nothing to do with your comment really, but as i’m a gray, i wanted at least one person to see the resemblance)