Oh like “Well bless his heart...”

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

I guess this is why lips have to be her thing.

Nope, it would only be an insult if it was prefaced by “Well bless his heart....” Too bad it wasn’t.

“You know what the values tell you? Why are you 15-years-old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”

I wish it was a “Bless Your Heart”

If it’s brown, turn it down.

Haha yes, in a “God Bless Alan, he’s so f&cking stupid he needs all the help he can get” sort of way?

Alan Harper, age 58 and “very, very white”

Someone get this hero a fucking medal. Imagine the guts it takes to stand up and be a Bigoted, Christian, White Dude in this day and age?! Bravo, sir. Bravo.

To be fair, Blago was a state-wide failure, not just a Chicago one.

McCarthy needed to go. I don’t know who they will get for the job. Rahm is terrible at picking people.

Did city ever have trust in Emanuel? nop

If anything can suck nutrition from old Bones, it’s a Fox.

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

and you get 8 gifts

War on Christmas?

Chanukah: Come for the so-so presents, stay for the immaculate wi-fi connection.

Carnegie Hall, here I come!