in the words of chuck d, "....that sucker is racist and lame, MF him and John Wayne..."

What'd she order, Fish Filet?

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Especially since the common use of the word "donkey" refers to the male ("jenny" is female).

Chemical X. Don't forget Chemical X.

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

Another species, indeed.

I thought girls were made from sugar & spice & everything nice. Am I incorrect here?

Here is Science:

That's true. As a species, my gender is pretty smart. But sadly deficient in ribs.

Men: the greater species.

Or buy a ticket to a PG movie and then sneak into the R movie like all the generations before you GAH these KIDS

Wait. Teenagers want to pay for content? When did this happen?

She knows.

There is an entire bag of things somewhere for Amy's idiot critic to do something with...

Maybe James Franco will pen an article for Cat Fancy sometimes soon.

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Kate McKinnon looks great in this picture.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

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