Please, God, let this be approved for all of us crazy people. I currently take a hefty anti-depressant, mood stabilizer, and the occasional anti-psychotic or benzo. My libido can't find its own asshole.

My dog chews up the cat toys like mad, so the other day when my mom saw him making the "I know I'm about the be in trouble face" she put her hand under his mouth and growled "Drop it!" only to have him spit a frozen turd from outside into her hand. His own turd, just to be clear. Gotta love dogs.

Best. Program. Ever.

This is...a bad look.

I am both incredibly excited and terribly saddened by these pictures.

THIS

this was just a story and i still laughed and giggled the whole way through. this is so cute.

Yeah... the underwear that wardrobe provides for you to wear is considered yours..... We don't want dat shit back girl. This ain't Japan.

My dog comes up to me with a guilty-ass look on his face and I can see little bits of cat litter stuck in the fur around his mouth. He looks so guilty and yet so proud of himself at the same time. Gross little bastard.

I wonder what made them recant...

Well that doesn't sound shady or warrant looking in to at all!

it was like the incinerator scene in toy story 3 until dakota reached down to pluck them out of certain doom

"The family dog eats its own feces and then licks Sebastian's face"

there's a skate shop in Santa Barbara called "church of skaten" that used to be a church. It has pretty stained glass and kept some of the benches.

just believe in yourself and you can do anything!

i am not sure if i can wear it to my office

Wait, is it total bullshit or are you just saying it's not worth the money? Because ballsmcgee and I got ours for free through his health insurance, so I've got a great step & calorie counter (I got one of the ones that tells the time, your steps, your calories, how many floors you've climbed, and how far you've…

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

IDK when it happened but Effy became, like, *the* Skins character. IMO she was much better as Tony's silent sister than as little miss tragedy.

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"