Mine used to be Sunday, but now I work on Sundays so it is Saturday.

furthermore.

don't knock my vodka

I don't understand why privileged people get so upset when they're asked to be decent human beings.

Some of us dames don't mind being called chicks.

Not all broads like to be called females.

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

"The thing about females is... they deserve to be able to walk home alone at night without fear."

The Fedoration of Males?

I love you. Someone says "curate" and they don't work in a museum, I'm all

insta ppl: what are your four most posted pic subjects?

I see these people IRL out there taking these pictures. ALL DAY LONG. All I can do is

You are missing the avocado toast. WHERE IS THE ARTFUL AVOCADO TOAST?

Susie Essman and Bob Balaban as Ilana's parents were EVERYTHING.

there was a lot of empty space AROUND me

This could be my worst nightmare.

a pigeon once took a crap on my head

I am less impressed by the fact that they are trying to make "drippity drop" sound like a legit hip hop term, and more impressed by what can only be described as the "sexual clapping" That was priceless. I hope that catches on. I can do that move.

Thoughtful counterpoint: No they don't.