"My dad."

Omfg, I saw that Randy Quaid thing on @midnight last night and it is all kinds of WTF. Like, I have no words other than that. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Oh god, she's going to kill us all.

...I think he's had at least as much work as she has, at this point.

WHITE MAN TALKING! QUIET EVERYONE! WHITE MAN TALKING!

Dear Rand Paul,

Hopping Heathens!

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

I was raised in an atheist household (I'm 25 now), and I'm always surprised at how uncommon it is. I know lots of atheists, but all of them came to their atheism as teenagers or adults. I don't know anyone else with atheist parents.

WOULD.

I like to think that, despite all logic, multiple testimonies and overall reason, I used to look like that in highschool

Whoa, that's some Daniel Day-Lewis shit right thurr.

In fairness, that actor shaved his chest to prepare for the role.

There are 27 year olds that can plausibly play 19, but he pretty much goes the other way- he could easily play 40.

this is everything to me.

if high school boys looked like this, i would've had a lot more fun in high school

I want to have a quick chat with literally every person who had anything to do with this movie, from writing to post-production just to see if each one of them is actually brain dead.

How clever of the Greeks to know we'd end up using Roman letters, too.

He doesn't really look 80. But then I guess he doesn't get a lot of sun damage.

What a terribly composed picture. Seriously. This flatters none of them.