now we’re talking

that’s pretty good info tho!

he’s 72 and she’s 24.

Congrats to Don’s girlfriend on getting her braces off recently!

I also gave a side eye to the descriptor “slim”

Almost a year to the day since this story came up last time...almost like...i don’t know. a bird or something. rising from the ashes.

this is the dream.....

first of all, RIP PSH.

drunk manicure = an early morning google of “how to get nail polish out of bed sheets”

it should take like 30 minutes minimum. queue up some BBC nonsense and zone out.

a lesson to all of us, keep your Matt Damons out of direct sunlight

ooooh girl, I love a good stoned manicure. It’s the only way I can make myself go slow enough to not be sloppy.

I wish I came up with it, but it would be easily verified that I didn’t. and its not mean! he was on breaking bad! he made meth!

What a horrible way to find out I am ALSO not invited to Kiki and Meth Damon’s wedding.

i couldnt figure out what her motivation was for doing any of the dumbass stuff she pulled.

gypsy was so bad

Def does. I’m a bangs lover and owner, in case there was confusion. That’s why I can’t abide by Bad Bangs.

the wig budget was small.

I definitely thought of this during!!!!!!!!!

I found them to be very distracting, and there is a lot of double crossing going on so I really needed to pay attention.