the bangs in this movie were insane. that’s my entire review.

“I did it to keep his chin up. It’s an awkward position to be in. He’s been cleared but anyone can say anything.”

“Foodgod Jonathan Cheban launching YouTube Channel”

I have never so deeply connected with a lifehacker article. I feel so seen.

seems like you and the slug could have struck a deal. free room and board if he crawls around your face while you sleep giving you the purest, freshest essence.

I used to choke laugh trying to muffle my laughs at work.

OMG its cake wrecks come to life. Between this and the Phoebe Waller-Bridge news, I could not be happier.

always here to nitpick for you!

but perhaps make a salt soak after the pig has been killed.

Lucky for Timothee, greased pigs are harder to catch.

they are a guilty pleasure of mine.

You butter the pig before you slaughter it? Wow there is a lot about livestock farming I don’t know! Seems like it would make the pig slippery, but that’s just me.

he is a very attractive man beyond his purported wiener size.

I have this picture saved to my phone for rainy days. no lie.

i think he has plugs, personally.

I am saddened by the Jennifer/ Justin break up because I know how she will be painted in the tabloids for the next few years (so lonely! so unlucky! so barren!)...however, Justin....hello.

dammit. you aren’t wrong.

uh..you might want to open your valentine’s gift first....*nudges heavy 16 x 20 rectangle shaped present towards you”