Never had a problem with the ship if your crew understands how to set the sails correctly and the person steering does their job. Ship battles come down to who can sail their ship best. I’ve played in the alpha with randoms and friends and if people don’t know what to do you simply help them out. Winning the fights…

Make sure you tell them you don’t want the cronch removed.

I think you’re just a furry, bud.

This is all so bizarre. Konami going to great lengths to trod all over not just Kojima, but the employees of Kojima Productions, too?

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…

Okay, seriously, this is a Bioware game?

The trailer shows camels.

Now if we see something about Halo and Gears then MS will have shown all their games.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

HazeCrusader sounds like H Jon Benjamin so much.

This is what happens when you let your crew drink Romulan ale on duty. 

Yes please... At this point it’s just embarrassing.

Is it time to drop Penny Arcade yet?

I grew up with Cosby Show (70's version) Fat Albert and Cosby Showin the 80's. I loved them as did millions of us. That said, fuck this motherfucker!

The game could be another Custer’s Revenge, for all I care. Just make the announcement, I want to see the internet blow up.

Damn Nathan, you’re scaring the shit out of me right now.. I felt a terrible chest pain earlier today at my desk, it only lasted a couple minutes but now you’re telling me it could have killed me?