Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this! It was a lot of fun, and I loved the article!

They probably just don’t trust everyone enough in this cutthroat review business to not break embargo.

The music changes depending on what you do in the race? What a new and unique concept. Oh hi, Mark. Wanna play SSX Tricky?

To be fair, they probably had the good china out until they found the guest was just fucking Zuckerberg: “Eh, he’ll show up in a t-shirt. I’m not making an effort for that low-class poser. When he shows up dressed for dinner like a proper young man who wasn’t raised in a barn, he can have a proper place setting.”

If you’re looking for people that break out the fine china for guests then the folks wearing baseball caps at the dinner table are not where you start.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

Pretty standard in manufacturing that visitors get hi-vis vests. And yes, it is for the reason you stated....

“I understand the working class. I used an air thingy once at the Ford truck factory”.

Might I recommend a 55 gallon drum from Amazon. It is great for...

Winner winner, chicken dinner. Seriously, this screams: I’m moving into politics and I need some practice gladhanding the poors before I start kissing babies.

He’s laying the groundwork to become the first Millennial Presidential candidate! Actually, the first Millennial, Jewish, tech guy Presidential candidate! In all seriousness, and I say this as an olds, (I’m 63), it’s time for a new generation to start taking over, one need only look at the Bananaheads in D.C. now for…

I like how only he gets the high-vis vest. Like “LOOK OUT FOR THE IDIOT”.

...and this means Zuck will be running for some form of office in the near future.

How much hand sanitizer do you suppose The Zuck packs for an outing like this?

the story leaves off that Ford crushed all cars “assembled” by Mark

Exhibit C is the origin story of Dick-Butt!

The codes were used to get the boat in Goldeneye’s Dam level in order to get to the island in the distance.

Alright I may have been a little too skeptic :D

Making music for a game would be an honor. Without music, a game is NOTHING.