Of course her gear is sensible for the battlefield, don't you know the element of surprise is paramount in warfare!?

Some porn is a bit more graphic than just a couple of naked human beings.

No. The psychological damage of a young person seeing people engaged in sexual acts. There's a big difference.

Weird optical illusion with her leg happening here.

So verb. Much grammar. good word. wow.

comedy gold

Ah yes, look at how obese I am:

So, if I see an Asian wearing jeans and a t-shirt I can scream "you racist mother fucker" at them over and over whilst frothing at the mouth?

It's called "slow news day." This is the kind over-the-top PC crap that finds its way to media outlets when there's nothing else to talk about, apparently. Ridiculous.

Really? I mean really? Fuck off. She's white so she can't wear a traditionally Asian dress? What the fuck is this shit?

He mentioned Wii U in the article. Try reading for once instead of going off the picture.

Whether or not a game is anyone's game of the year contender holds no bearing on whether or not it gets a GOTY edition. It's an industry term at this point. It's the generic name for the all-in-one bundle. Don't read too much into it.

So in other words, wait for a Game of the Year edition with everything on disc?

This makes me think the Roomba tried to save the house it loved by desperately trying to find the off switch and being unable to, all the while it burned and slowly melted as it desperately tried to make sure the house wouldn't burn down, until it finally accepted that the only way it could be saved is if it just laid…

Oh god...it's all so macabre! Flames and beeps and an almost Victorian notion of propriety.

There are just so many things wrong with this story...

Why the robot fuck would you use a Roomba on your counter to clean up cereal? Lifting a Rooba sounds like it might actually be a little bit more work than sweeping the cereal into a trashcan with your arm. For that matter, why would you leave the house with your stove on? Glass top stove or not, that's just some bad…

What if it was just trying to clean up the mess it was leaving behind as it melted?

They're fucking lucky that their house didn't burn the fuck down. Who the fuck leaves a stove on while they're out of the house?

And they're so lazy that they used a Roomba to clean up cereal from a countertop!!!