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I, Jessica Jones, do of my own free will, do naturally choose to pause my ass kicking at this precise second. Oh, Luke Cage’s fist, what a fortuitous surprise!

Only if there are 3-point landings after the jump techniques!

I would suggest that ‘stayed on a friend’s floor’ is probably more of an expression to make Brad sound more normal and average than it literal. I feel like David Fincher has a spare bedroom or two.  

Somebody should contact Ja Rule - he and McFarland can host an epic festival on the ice shelf. As they and 5,000 Instagram “influencers” slowly drift away into the frigid ocean, social media will explode with real-time updates on the calving process and ensure that their selfies and sacrifice will not be in vain.

Oh god now I can’t unsee it. Where was the fight choreographer on that one?!

The entire season should just take place in various hallways across New York.

Marvel Presents Corridor Fight: The Series

Trump has prenups. He has the very best prenups. He has binders full of prenups. The wall between Melania and himself is a legal firewall.

He does have nice hair.

When you see the movie, you’ll realise you’re not far off with your idea anyway. I think the point here is really more just that it would break the fourth wall just a bit too much for this movie for Starlord to literally ask him if he’s Kurt Russell.

Ego “Cause Jack Burton is a fucking legend” would also be acceptable.

You feel they should have put a spoiler tag on a ten year old book/six year old movie?

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The music changes depending on what you do in the race? What a new and unique concept. Oh hi, Mark. Wanna play SSX Tricky?

I JUST WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD TO SAY IT’S NO MY FAULT EITHER. AND I ALSO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO PAID MONEY AND WENT TO THE FESTIVAL EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I JUST THINK APOLOGIZING IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. IF MORE PEOPLE WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR MORE THINGS THAT ARE NOT THEIR FAULT THE WORLD WOULD BE

It seems a little ridiculous to me that somebody would spend SO much money to basically be surprised. Why wouldn’t you look into what you were getting into? Did these people just see the advertising Instagram video and immediately enter their credit card information? This isn’t an empty island.

No sympathy for dbag rich kids who paid loads of money to stand somewhere else while wearing their modern day dunce caps, ahem, sorry, trucker hats.

Alright I may have been a little too skeptic :D

Making music for a game would be an honor. Without music, a game is NOTHING.